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Typewriter Series #59 by Tyler Knott Greyson
have you ever just listened to a recording of you talking and then felt terrible for anyone who’s ever had to talk to you ever
(Source: kari-shma, via ophelia-looking-glass)
will only marry someone if they do something like this
made me cry : |
Do this and it’s a yes just for the effort
(Source: thedailywhat)

districtnineand-three-quarters:
if this eggplant gets less than 5 million notes i’m going to be so upset
Reblogging because eggplant
Fewer than 5 million notes. Fewer. Not less.
I believe that it is called an aubergine.
IN AMERICA WE LET EGGS BE PLANTS BECAUSE FREEDOM
In Britain we let those AUBERGINES live once we heal them with our FREE HEALTH CARE
NOBODY CARES, ENGLAND
at least America came up with their own word and didn’t steal ours
you used the wrong flag France
I hope ed sees this
oh my god
(via b0mbays)